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Today was Ash Wednesday and it completely slipped my mind; I didn't remember til I passed a guy on the street with ashes on his face--and for a single, paralyzing moment, before I realized what I was looking at, I thought he'd taken a gunshot wound to the head. A major clue was that he was laughing and joking around with his friends, unlikely behavior for someone who'd recently been shot in the face. I'm guessing.

Less than five minutes later my mother called and screamed at me for not getting any ashes of my own even though she had no way of knowing that I hadn't; I'm taking this as proof, once and for all, that she has psychic powers. Or possibly that she's placed hidden cameras throughout my apartment, I don't know which. Frankly I don't want to know.

So to celebrate being a staggering disappointment in the eyes of both Jesus and the woman who bore me, I figured I might as well rec some more porn!

Day 19 - a series or collection of stories - an epic, a story with a sequel, a series of related vignettes - just something that's best read in more than one piece

The Porn Saga of Doom by Mickey M., halo, Without Me and Slim (Chris/Lance/JC)
This series calls itself 'more smut than you can shake a stick at', and if that isn't enough of an enticement for you, then I don't know, man. I just don't know.

[livejournal.com profile] llamabitchyo's Disney Princess 'Verse (Joey/JC, Joey/JC/Kelly)
There's just so much to love about these stories! From Joey and Kelly as the most fabulously diabolical married couple EVER to a sweet, silly JC who wears Elvis-themed outfits and espouses the virtues of the Disney princesses, these are very, very good for the happy-making.
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